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“Bob the Spider is everywhere. This is the only truth of the truth that is true.” – The Flower

“Bob the Spider is the death of art.” – Harold Bloom

“Harold Bloom is the death of art.” – Bob the Spider

“He scares me.” – Jonas Kyratzes

“How much will you pay us to say something nice about Bob?” – The New York Times

“Bob the Spider is my hero.” – Barack Obama, before the election

“Bob the Spider is an enemy of the state.” – Barack Obama, after the election

“Bob the Spider is the greatest star of our generation.” – Neville the Spider

“He kicked my ass and called me a chicken. I don’t know what to do with myself. I think I need therapy.” – Chuck Norris

“I am.” – Bob the Spider