General Henchmen
Public Relations: Jesus of Nazareth (part-time)
Broccoli Safety: Herman Melville
Crisis Management: Zathras the Turtle
Blasphemy Direction: 37 frogs from Nantucket
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Secret Lab I (flushed away)
A Corpse: As itself
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Secret Lab II (At Desert Bridge)
Bodyguard: Sigourney Weaver
French Defense: a slug
Postmodernist Feeder: (not taken)
Adorno Mocker: Jonas Kyratzes
Janitor: Augustus Caesar
Street Sweeper Operators: Boots Riley & Tom Morello
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Secret Lab III (under construction – almost finished)
Telepathy: Hugh Laurie’s Third Eyebrow Productions, Ltd.
Toast: A strange man
Petri Dish Cleaner: John the Baptist
John the Baptist Cleaner: (not taken)
Harold Bloom Defenestrator: Condomny Leery
Tour de France Manager: Harry
