Bob Comes Out Of The Closet
The closet is the location of Bob’s Secret Lab II. The first secret lab was in a toilet, which didn’t go very well – but that was Bob’s plan from the get-go, if sources are to be believed.
It has been suggested by some that the closet represents some kind of metaphor about homosexuality. This is true, but does not mean what most of you think it means. In truth, Bob is the original inventor of closets and holds the patent on the concept. He has kindly decided to lend the concept to homosexual people for metaphorical use, but retains all rights pertaining thereunto.
The closet patent is extremely valuable, and Bob has been the target of several assassination attempts by IKEA employees, as well as a disgruntled tea cup disguised as a cucumber sandwich.
