Not dead.

18 09 2009

Bob the Spider is currently assisting Jonas Kyratzes in the development of yet another pathetically pompous and pretentious game. Once he’s done with that, he will be back with a wonderful surprise for you all, and peaches for pigs.





What did Bob not invent?

6 09 2009

Bob has invented many things. Coconuts, pizza, several varieties of cheese, Al Gore (on a bad day), freckles, the Smurfs, sauce, the concept of time (God just borrowed it for a while), decks, spatial dynamics, keys, cake, humpback whales, hunchbacked Welsh, the number seventy-four and three farts, nickles, knickers, wood, and commas.

He did not, however, invent Microsoft.

Or karaoke.

Or the Dutch.








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